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Years passed since I last saw my wife after she left me

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What is that mountain goat doing up here so high in the clouds

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She’d always been nothing but a fucking nag

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So there I was: completely naked except for a clumsy headset with wired headphones, kneeling on the bed, and attached to a loaded condom balloon in the middle of some pillows.

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“do you know what your mistake was?” my executioner whispered in my ear as we watched the witnesses of my execution behind the glass.

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Seeing the sun rise, i sit on the ground, and i appreciate its beauty.

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if you pull something out of the oven and it has a hair in it, do NOT eat it.

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Daddy keeps looking at a picture of me daily.

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"I'm sorry, but I just don't see you that way" she stated kindly but firmly.

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The Borrower floated silently over the sleeping boy, softly blowing sweet, heavy slumber into his mouth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Years passed since I last saw my wife after she left me	7
What is that mountain goat doing up here so high in the clouds	7
She’d always been nothing but a fucking nag	7
So there I was: completely naked except for a clumsy headset with wired headphones, kneeling on the bed, and attached to a loaded condom balloon in the middle of some pillows.	7
“do you know what your mistake was?” my executioner whispered in my ear as we watched the witnesses of my execution behind the glass.	7
Seeing the sun rise, i sit on the ground, and i appreciate its beauty.	7
if you pull something out of the oven and it has a hair in it, do NOT eat it.	7
Daddy keeps looking at a picture of me daily.	7
"I'm sorry, but I just don't see you that way" she stated kindly but firmly.	7
The Borrower floated silently over the sleeping boy, softly blowing sweet, heavy slumber into his mouth.	7